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		<title>Comment on The Snitch by Chief Oddball</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chief Oddball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Snitch! SNITCH! Sniiiiitch attack!  This snitch is like a maaaa-ni-ac!</description>
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		<title>Comment on The Snitch by Pooch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pooch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yet you cannot hide the pickup truck in your driveway from The Snitch!

Meanwhile, eight other houses with &lt;i&gt;actual&lt;/i&gt; commercial trucks parked in their driveways skate off scot-free without warning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yet you cannot hide the pickup truck in your driveway from The Snitch!</p>
<p>Meanwhile, eight other houses with <i>actual</i> commercial trucks parked in their driveways skate off scot-free without warning.</p>
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		<title>Comment on From the Typewriters of Babes by MichiganMom</title>
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		<dc:creator>MichiganMom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Goodness me, I had no idea Peter and Benjamin were still kicking around in the recesses of your brain.  How nice that they can still provide entertainment and creative inspiration for your adult self :)
I enjoyed hearing about their exploits in a little more detail.  I recall Peter being rather hapless and clueless, but I don&#039;t think I ever met him in his &quot;evil&quot; incarnation.  

Fun times...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Goodness me, I had no idea Peter and Benjamin were still kicking around in the recesses of your brain.  How nice that they can still provide entertainment and creative inspiration for your adult self <img src='http://oddballupdate.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
I enjoyed hearing about their exploits in a little more detail.  I recall Peter being rather hapless and clueless, but I don&#8217;t think I ever met him in his &#8220;evil&#8221; incarnation.  </p>
<p>Fun times&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on From the Typewriters of Babes by Pooch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pooch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 14:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Huh! MAGIC brakes, is more like.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Huh! MAGIC brakes, is more like.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comment on From the Typewriters of Babes by Apple</title>
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		<dc:creator>Apple</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Finally I know what one of your stories are like. Nice to get to know Peter and Benjamin characters which I always hear from you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally I know what one of your stories are like. Nice to get to know Peter and Benjamin characters which I always hear from you.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Making Progress, Waiting For Resolution by Chief Oddball</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chief Oddball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha!  There were like three bulbs stuck on at 0:10!  At the very end of the spot, every time the scanner sweeps back to the left it leaves an additional lamp burning...they keep stacking up!  Man, that thing needs some help.

Not sure whether this was before or after the cheeseburger to the...uh...fascia, but I think the paint took some serious buffing out.  The owner said they buffed it to the point where the black paint came off the door locks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha!  There were like three bulbs stuck on at 0:10!  At the very end of the spot, every time the scanner sweeps back to the left it leaves an additional lamp burning&#8230;they keep stacking up!  Man, that thing needs some help.</p>
<p>Not sure whether this was before or after the cheeseburger to the&#8230;uh&#8230;fascia, but I think the paint took some serious buffing out.  The owner said they buffed it to the point where the black paint came off the door locks.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Making Progress, Waiting For Resolution by Pooch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pooch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The promo is a parody of that cheesecake burger commercial Paris Hilton did a while ago. Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3Pko-E-no

I wonder what the KITT replica owner thought when Hoff smashed that wet cheeseburger onto the T/A&#039;s nose!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The promo is a parody of that cheesecake burger commercial Paris Hilton did a while ago. Here ya go:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3Pko-E-no" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="extlink">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3Pko-E-no</a></p>
<p>I wonder what the KITT replica owner thought when Hoff smashed that wet cheeseburger onto the T/A&#8217;s nose!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Making Progress, Waiting For Resolution by Chief Oddball</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chief Oddball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, all those jokes were cringe-worthy ones.  &quot;It&#039;s a roast, assholes!&quot; brayed Lisa Lampanelli, by way of justification.  Which you can take to mean whatever you like, really, so it could also have been an excuse for the whole thing sucking if it had.

Hee...yeah, I liked the &quot;KITT, get me out of here&quot; moment, too.  Good stuff.  As for Gilbert Gottfried, I think he should stick to doing voiceover for CGI ducks.

I hadn&#039;t seen any of the promo ads for the event so I didn&#039;t see the sticking scanner!  Ha, that&#039;s almost like an homage unto itself.  That used to happen in the old days because they used a series of mechanical relays to control the firing of the lights, and those things were prone to sticking after working overtime.  Nowadays most scanner makers use MOSFETs instead, I would think.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, all those jokes were cringe-worthy ones.  &#8220;It&#8217;s a roast, assholes!&#8221; brayed Lisa Lampanelli, by way of justification.  Which you can take to mean whatever you like, really, so it could also have been an excuse for the whole thing sucking if it had.</p>
<p>Hee&#8230;yeah, I liked the &#8220;KITT, get me out of here&#8221; moment, too.  Good stuff.  As for Gilbert Gottfried, I think he should stick to doing voiceover for CGI ducks.</p>
<p>I hadn&#8217;t seen any of the promo ads for the event so I didn&#8217;t see the sticking scanner!  Ha, that&#8217;s almost like an homage unto itself.  That used to happen in the old days because they used a series of mechanical relays to control the firing of the lights, and those things were prone to sticking after working overtime.  Nowadays most scanner makers use MOSFETs instead, I would think.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Making Progress, Waiting For Resolution by Pooch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pooch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, the endless Nazi/Holocaust jokes were bad (the worst, I think, was Gilbert Gottfried comparing the illusion of Hoff&#039;s success in Germany to denials of the Holocaust...yikes), and another one that gave me pause was the one dude joking about Bobby Kennedy&#039;s murder (and then saying &quot;It&#039;s a roast, people, it&#039;s a funny joke&quot;; that also seems to be how everyone else justified Holocaust jokes, like the one about Anne Frank). Plus everyone and their brother making lame jokes about Pamela Anderson and her privates (though I did chuckle when Hoff said &quot;KITT, get me out of here,&quot; when asked if he ever slept with any of his &lt;i&gt;Baywatch&lt;/i&gt; co-stars).

Gilbert Gottfried was definitely the worst, though. Not only were his jokes not funny, but he kept driving them into the ground.

I did notice the different scanner on KITT, but I figured that was a style choice of the owner. However, I also noticed they used the regular LED scanner on the promo commercial for the event (where, just like in &lt;i&gt;Knight Rider&lt;/i&gt;, the bulbs kept sticking at various points).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, the endless Nazi/Holocaust jokes were bad (the worst, I think, was Gilbert Gottfried comparing the illusion of Hoff&#8217;s success in Germany to denials of the Holocaust&#8230;yikes), and another one that gave me pause was the one dude joking about Bobby Kennedy&#8217;s murder (and then saying &#8220;It&#8217;s a roast, people, it&#8217;s a funny joke&#8221;; that also seems to be how everyone else justified Holocaust jokes, like the one about Anne Frank). Plus everyone and their brother making lame jokes about Pamela Anderson and her privates (though I did chuckle when Hoff said &#8220;KITT, get me out of here,&#8221; when asked if he ever slept with any of his <i>Baywatch</i> co-stars).</p>
<p>Gilbert Gottfried was definitely the worst, though. Not only were his jokes not funny, but he kept driving them into the ground.</p>
<p>I did notice the different scanner on KITT, but I figured that was a style choice of the owner. However, I also noticed they used the regular LED scanner on the promo commercial for the event (where, just like in <i>Knight Rider</i>, the bulbs kept sticking at various points).</p>
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		<title>Comment on Making Progress, Waiting For Resolution by Chief Oddball</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chief Oddball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not sure I ever heard jokes as raunchy as I did during that roast. (I am pretty closeted in that sense, though, so maybe I&#039;m not the best judge.)  But damn...there were some where my only reaction was &quot;Oh snap...they did &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; just say that.&quot;  Particularly the ones making light of the holocaust (&quot;If they played Hasselhoff music at Auschwitz, those Jews would have &lt;em&gt;run&lt;/em&gt; to the gas chambers!&quot; or some such).  Not that I feel compelled to respond in any way, it was just a little over to top for me.

They did go a little nuts rigging the fog lights when the car spoke, but I guess since the audience couldn&#039;t see the vox-box, they wanted to give them some kind of indication that it was the car talking -- in case there were some really sheltered people out there who had no idea what KITT is or sounds like.  I did like that they did actual close-ups of the vox-box for the benefit of viewers at home, though, like the studio shots of the dash they filmed for the actual series.

Some people on the Knight Rider Online boards were actually complaining because the KITT replica&#039;s scanner didn&#039;t look &quot;authentic&quot; and used a too-smooth LED-based design that was more like the 2008 KITT&#039;s scanners.  The owner of the replica then showed up and responded that he wanted to use his authentic halogen bulb-based scanner, but that leaving the thing on for the 4 or 5 hours it took to film the roast would have lit it on fire!  LOL...they use intense, brake-light grade 55W halogens in the authentic scanners so they show up good in the daytime, and they can&#039;t be run continuously due to the intense heat those filaments generate.

You&#039;re right about the end being kind of uplifting especially after all the grungy snarking (Christ, was Gilbert Gottfried on crack?).  Apple thought Hasselhoff actually has a pretty good voice considering all the ribbing he takes for his singing career.  I don&#039;t think it&#039;s his voice so much that makes people cringe as the gouda-grade extreme cheesiness of all his songs.  &quot;Looking For Freedom&quot; was the only one I could tolerate, but upon digging up a copy of it last night for review, it hasn&#039;t aged well...at all.

I never saw the Shatner roast, although I heard that it was nothing but Gay Sulu jokes (what with George Takei being there and all). Which reminds me, seems we were closer to the mark than we thought all those years ago with those &quot;It&#039;s naked time, Captain!&quot; jokes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure I ever heard jokes as raunchy as I did during that roast. (I am pretty closeted in that sense, though, so maybe I&#8217;m not the best judge.)  But damn&#8230;there were some where my only reaction was &#8220;Oh snap&#8230;they did <em>not</em> just say that.&#8221;  Particularly the ones making light of the holocaust (&#8220;If they played Hasselhoff music at Auschwitz, those Jews would have <em>run</em> to the gas chambers!&#8221; or some such).  Not that I feel compelled to respond in any way, it was just a little over to top for me.</p>
<p>They did go a little nuts rigging the fog lights when the car spoke, but I guess since the audience couldn&#8217;t see the vox-box, they wanted to give them some kind of indication that it was the car talking &#8212; in case there were some really sheltered people out there who had no idea what KITT is or sounds like.  I did like that they did actual close-ups of the vox-box for the benefit of viewers at home, though, like the studio shots of the dash they filmed for the actual series.</p>
<p>Some people on the Knight Rider Online boards were actually complaining because the KITT replica&#8217;s scanner didn&#8217;t look &#8220;authentic&#8221; and used a too-smooth LED-based design that was more like the 2008 KITT&#8217;s scanners.  The owner of the replica then showed up and responded that he wanted to use his authentic halogen bulb-based scanner, but that leaving the thing on for the 4 or 5 hours it took to film the roast would have lit it on fire!  LOL&#8230;they use intense, brake-light grade 55W halogens in the authentic scanners so they show up good in the daytime, and they can&#8217;t be run continuously due to the intense heat those filaments generate.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re right about the end being kind of uplifting especially after all the grungy snarking (Christ, was Gilbert Gottfried on crack?).  Apple thought Hasselhoff actually has a pretty good voice considering all the ribbing he takes for his singing career.  I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s his voice so much that makes people cringe as the gouda-grade extreme cheesiness of all his songs.  &#8220;Looking For Freedom&#8221; was the only one I could tolerate, but upon digging up a copy of it last night for review, it hasn&#8217;t aged well&#8230;at all.</p>
<p>I never saw the Shatner roast, although I heard that it was nothing but Gay Sulu jokes (what with George Takei being there and all). Which reminds me, seems we were closer to the mark than we thought all those years ago with those &#8220;It&#8217;s naked time, Captain!&#8221; jokes.</p>
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