Oddball Update

This is version 2.0 of this entry. Originally I wrote it while I was hella pissed, so of course it came out sounding more inflammatory than it needed to. (…)

What a screwed-up morning! I’ve had enough stress for an entire day in the last 40 minutes I’ve been awake. (…)

A plague be upon your house, Verizon, ye who never stoppeth working for me. For in reality thou never stoppeth screwing me, in mine humble experience.
Yeah, enough with the Ye Olde English crap. (…)

There was an amusing letter to the editor in today’s local paper. (…)

Interestingly, although I was cited by some anonymous gimboid when my friend Reaper parked his truck in my own driveway, apparently it’s legal for a person to park a big truck in someone else’s driveway. (…)

Oftentimes at work, when big projects come up that require my involvement, some stupid little dreamer will make a valiant but ultimately useless attempt to plan out its completion with a project management tool. (…)

I used to do this a lot—pick a “ridiculous lawsuit” story or some other tale of human idiocy from the headlines—and spout off about it. (…)

In the venerable words of Stimpy, “Oh joy!” Because it seems the dealer we bought our Mazda6 from has gone bankrupt, according to the Naples Daily News. (…)

Everything in life comes back to how much you are paying attention. I’m serious. (…)

I don’t know what happened. I figured today would be a good day. We had a great dinner out last night, opened presents and everything. For some reason I feel like BURNING something today. (…)