Post archive for ‘Rants’
Dumbass Sues Apple; Nation Sighs in Unison
According to this CNN story, a Louisiana man has filed a lawsuit against Apple Computer, claiming that the iPod MP3 player is “defective” because it has the potential to cause hearing loss in people who use it. (…)
They Don’t Like It; I Don’t Care
Ever since Apple and I climbed aboard the GTO and drove off into the sunset on Thursday afternoon, people everywhere have been staring at the car. (…)
“Hey Amazon? Fuck YOU.”
Yep, we’re done with Amazon. Permanently and forever. They can officially kiss off.
Those two Christmas gifts I mentioned in yesterday’s post? The ones I ordered from Amazon? (…)
How Apropos
How ironic that after yesterday’s post about our homeowner’s association, today the Detroit Free Press ran a great column by Mitch Albom about that very subject which pretty much sums up my feelings completely. (…)
How the HOA Stole Christmas
With Christmas approaching, all the IslandWalk neighbors
Decorated their houses with holiday favors. (…)
Those Bastages
Apple’s Mazda6 needs a bit of service, we decided. After getting back from our trip to Michigan in October, the brakes started to feel strange. (…)
Take Your Medicine!
Your nasty, craptacular medicine of foul and filthy luck, that is.
For starters, my Trans Am. It is angry that I’m selling it. (…)
Restaurant Cheapskates
My wife Apple works at a restaurant, so of course there are always plenty of comedy bits to hear about when she gets home. Tales of stingy customers, drunken fools, employee drama, etc. (…)
Pissed at Netflix
WTF is going on with Netflix lately? About a week or 10 days ago, all of a sudden their reaction time went down by 50%. It’s taking them twice as long to turn around a movie. (…)
Redefining “Commercial” Radio
When I say “redefining commercial radio,” I really mean “putting the commercial in commercial radio.” I mention this because our local AM news/talk channel received my coveted Strangulation-Inducing Advertisement Overload Award this morning. (…)