Oddball Update

WHOA! I’M POSTING SOMETHING! …But seriously. The latest developments in the ongoing drama at Apple’s workplace have proven fascinating, so I thought I would clue you in. (…)

Here’s how Sears.com gets you to pony up for their “expedited” shipping: They claim it will take 4-6 business days to arrive, where “standard” takes a whopping 6-8. (…)

Apple was up at the salon getting her hair cut this morning when she happened to overhear the following pearl of wisdom from an old fuddy-duddy sitting nearby:

“Why are we paying for all those Americans who are getting evacuated from Lebanon? (…)

As some of you might know, my wife Apple works at a restaurant. (…)

So I get up early today because I’ve been planning to change the oil on my GTO this weekend. (…)

Today, when I really thought about one particular set of regulations we have at our HOA-managed community, I couldn’t help but find them absurd. (…)

News in the automotive sector today is that Carlos Ghosn, the egomaniacal CEO of both Nissan North America and Renault, says he isn’t interested in anything other than a full-blown, three-way alliance between the two aforementioned companies and General Motors. (…)

Apple ordered some sunglasses over the Internet last week, which were shipped via UPS. (…)

The garbage truck stopped by a few minutes ago, so I went outside to roll the standard-issue trash can back into the garage. (…)

I’m posting this as a reminder to myself in case I ever come across this problem again. And who knows, it might help some of you out there, too. (…)