Oddball Update

After an extended hiatus (I admit I haven’t been thinking much about the tired laments of boring, whiny people lately), I found a real gem in today’s paper. (…)

The local UPN affiliate in my area sucks donkey gonads. (…)

Welcome to the first edition of the Oddball Update’s newest regular (ha, ha) feature, the Constipated Fogey of the Day! (…)

Took my Trans Am to the dealer yesterday morning. I guess I’m a glutton for punishment, because that’s all I ever seem to get from visiting the local Pontiac dealers. (…)

Ever have one of those mornings, where seemingly innocuous things just rubbed you the wrong way? (…)

So I figured out what was going on with that former client of mine. (…)

I received a call today from one of the bornswoggling charlatans who I have developed a website for, complaining that his site has been suspended. (…)

Wow, this day from hell just keeps trying to one-up itself as the worst day in my life. And that goes for my wife and I both. What a disaster—nothing is going right. (…)

I took my wife’s car in for an oil change on Saturday. Truth be told, I almost changed it myself. (…)

Today executed a perfect and complete flame-out from start to finish. The events therein absolutely sucked vomit through a sock. (…)