Search for $A, Find $B: Q1 2007 Edition
And now, because I know you love it, and because I said I would start doing this quarterly instead of annually, here are the goofy search terms people have been using to find this site over the last three months.
- dead or alive xtreme volleyball 2 christie’s breast (Last I looked, she has two.)
- definition of oddball (This might help ya.)
- breast suspension (About now I’m slapping myself for writing that DOAX2 post.)
- president bush star trek (I know the ratings have been bad, but that kind of guest star ain’t gonna help.)
- the definition of happiness (People actually go looking for the definition of happniess and wind up here? Man, I hope somebody was manning the suicide prevention hotline that night.)
- husband died splurge (Everything in moderation…)
- splicing cassette tapes (Easy; get yourself a Post-It note, a pair of scissors and some scotch tape. Good luck.)
- haunted hotel miyako (I suppose that might account for the sex noises I heard coming through the air duct in the shower.)
- embarq wedding (So that’s what those mysterious extra charges were on my last bill. I had my line disconnected.)
- rename taurus screw up (That’s mostly what people are calling the resurrection of the Taurus — a screwup.)
- oddcast dynamics processing (It’s just an MP3, nothing special.)
- how to play doa4 (What, didn’t you get a manual?)
- rikku playing blitzball (She have a spread in Maxim magainze?)
- wednesday pin-up blogging (Huh?)
- automobile snob (Who? Me? …Yeah, I guess.)
- ferarri (A hint? You might get better results if you spelled it right.)
- babararacucudada commercial (Ba! Ba! Ra! Ra! Cu! Cu! Da! Da!)
- bullet witch fanservice (I’ll leave that one to Pooch. Any comments?)
- visible panty (That might sort of defeat the purpose.)
- sailor moon room chat (Please, don’t mention that again.)
And my favorite:
- my lines my lines i can’t remember my lines detroit zoo commercial - video
Hey! That one was actually relevant!
I thought I’d also mention that people are still coming here, every month, looking for Elexis Sinclaire and the recipe for Bill Knapps’ chicken fricassee. Sorry guys, I have neither. You can get some Elexis over here though, courtesy of Bianca B…uh, no, I won’t print her name, else people will be coming here looking for her. And I guarantee there will be a lot more of them…
Have a good night kids, and don’t forget the quote of the day: “Those that don’t listen…get a monster!” (You want to hear it, go there and click the animated girl’s face repeatedly. And speaking of that site, I guess I better keep my Oddcast on the down-low, lest they serve me a lawsuit.)
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I don’t recall any fanservice in Bullet Witch - but then again, I only played until the third chapter. Unless you count the main character’s bodice as “fanservice.” I’ll be sure to whip up some shitty fanart and post it here just for the person who wanted the fanservice.
I also don’t recall writing anything about “husband died” in my review of Puffy’s Splurge way back when; hmm…
And I love that everyone’s coming here now because of the few posts we’ve collectively made about the DOA franchise.
“Sailor Moon Room Chat” is my favorite, though - how in the world did that end up as a hit? Is it mentioned somewhere on the site that I don’t recall? (I guess I could just search, but that’d be too easy.) All those old BeSeen bozos are coming back to haunt you! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
…And upon searching the archives, it’s my fault for the smoon room hit, as I mentioned it in a post about Puffy, of all things.
I also forgot to mention that President Bush on Star Trek might be the most surreal thing ever.
I imagine the Bullet Witch reference was somebody looking for fanservice, since anytime you have a female protagonist in a video game, somebody wants pics of her naked.
I Googled for “husband died” as well to see if I could figure out where that came from, but no dice. Weird as hell.
Hehehe, I figured there was some mention of Sailor Moon chat rooms somewhere in the archives, but seeing it on the list was almost creepy. It’ll NEVER GO AWAY!
I’m trying to imagine what it would be like if G.W. Bush guest-starred on Enterprise. Might have at least made the show entertaining.