Most people simply wouldn’t buy the product again, but this lady apparently has a retribution complex — she’s suing Kraft Foods because their guacamole dip doesn’t contain enough actual avocado for her taste. Whoa, imagine that — a processed, prepackaged dip product that doesn’t actually contain fresh ingredients. Did you just emerge from a time capsule, woman?

If karma truly does exist, one day this lady will choke to death on a goddamn avocado. (Or get run over by a Kraft truck, maybe.)