Oddball Update

Here’s how Sears.com gets you to pony up for their “expedited” shipping: They claim it will take 4-6 business days to arrive, where “standard” takes a whopping 6-8. What is “expedited” shipping really? UPS 2-Day Air. That’s, uh, two business days, guys. I imagine “standard” is UPS Ground…hardly 6-8 business days!