Comments on: UPN, WB to Become “The CW” http://oddballupdate.com/2006/01/24/upn-wb-to-become-the-cw/ Write the sequel first. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:59:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Chief Oddball http://oddballupdate.com/2006/01/24/upn-wb-to-become-the-cw/#comment-130 Chief Oddball Tue, 24 Jan 2006 19:49:57 +0000 http://oddballupdate.com/2006/01/24/upn-wb-to-become-the-cw/#comment-130 Shabitude indeed. Hah, I loved your clash of <i>Smallville</i> and <i>Everybody Hates Chris</i>. The conglomerate title was oddly appropriate in its own right, hee hee. Perhaps "The CW" stands for "The CrackWhore." According to the news, the new network will air on only 6 out of 7 days, leaving (probably) Sunday open. I suppose WKBD could go back to airing reruns of <i>Little House on the Prairie</i> like they were in 1986 or whatever that year was when my class went on a field trip to their studios and got to meet the weatherman. :P Shabitude indeed. Hah, I loved your clash of Smallville and Everybody Hates Chris. The conglomerate title was oddly appropriate in its own right, hee hee. Perhaps “The CW” stands for “The CrackWhore.”

According to the news, the new network will air on only 6 out of 7 days, leaving (probably) Sunday open. I suppose WKBD could go back to airing reruns of Little House on the Prairie like they were in 1986 or whatever that year was when my class went on a field trip to their studios and got to meet the weatherman. :P

]]> By: Pooch http://oddballupdate.com/2006/01/24/upn-wb-to-become-the-cw/#comment-129 Pooch Tue, 24 Jan 2006 19:23:33 +0000 http://oddballupdate.com/2006/01/24/upn-wb-to-become-the-cw/#comment-129 The resulting amount of SUCK that would arise from combining the shabitude of the WB and UPN could quite possibly wipe out humanity. I wonder how they'll deal with the existing programs currently competing in the same timeslot? Maybe merge properties? I can see it now -- "From the minds that brought you <i>Everybody Hates Chris</i> and <i>Smallville</i>: a new sit-com dealing with Chris Rock's childhood, telling the story of what it's like to be a super-powered African-American kid in an otherwise normal American family in the suburbs in the 1980s! We call it <i>Everybody Hates Smallville</i>. It's hip! It's edgy! It's hilarious! And it's coming to you this fall on the CW!" And I totally second turning WDWB back into WXON and showing nothing but shoddy, low-budget crap again. <i>Mama's Family</i>, here we come! The resulting amount of SUCK that would arise from combining the shabitude of the WB and UPN could quite possibly wipe out humanity.

I wonder how they’ll deal with the existing programs currently competing in the same timeslot? Maybe merge properties? I can see it now — “From the minds that brought you Everybody Hates Chris and Smallville: a new sit-com dealing with Chris Rock’s childhood, telling the story of what it’s like to be a super-powered African-American kid in an otherwise normal American family in the suburbs in the 1980s! We call it Everybody Hates Smallville. It’s hip! It’s edgy! It’s hilarious! And it’s coming to you this fall on the CW!”

And I totally second turning WDWB back into WXON and showing nothing but shoddy, low-budget crap again. Mama’s Family, here we come!

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