Here’s some light and cheerful kookiness (which, as you know, is the best kind). A lot of people have fun posting the top 10 search terms that people use to get to their website, because often it’s something ridiculous. My statistics report that most of the terms people use to find my site actually make sense, such as “update on gm ssr”, “kitt replica picture”, and “ftp mirrors duke3d”, all of which are things I’ve indirectly mentioned not so long ago.

But those are just amongst the top ten. If you drill in further to get the complete list, you start to see some amusing entries. Following are some of them. (I hope I don’t have to say this, but hit the little “Continue Reading” link right below this paragraph to see ‘em.)

• books containing the oddball problem (WTF is “the oddball problem?”)
• what does slp speed on vcr stand for? (Super Long Play.)
• direct3d failed to initialize all drivers
• boobs update (Sorry. I don’t have those.)
• trans fat in saltine crackers
• mr. bucket game
• daihatsu charade diagnostic error code (God but do I feel sorry for you, if you own one of those.)
• dirty romance stories
• halo interior design (Are you trying to make your house look like the Truth and Reconciliation?)
• tom cruise crooked tooth
• hott naked woman (Sorry, she’s married.)
• thailand swimwear girls pic
• chevy cobalt woo-hoo song (That was “Woo Hoo” by the 5.6.7.8’s, a retro girl band from Japan, also featured on the soundtrack for Kill Bill Vol. 1. Chevy has since pulled the song from their commercial, possibly because a Vonage ad was also using it simulanteously and there may have been legal complications. Hey, I figured I’d answer the question in case anybody searches for that again.)
• rapper wear
• hott naked chicks (He’s back, but this time he wants more than one.)
• car stalls on train tracks why (Don’t ask why. Just run.)
• penguin jumper project update
• tigger checks (What?)
• fake newspapers

And my favorite:

• chicago weed dealer

Try calling the local precinct, I bet they can help you with that one.